Craig…… August 10, 2008 at 02:55
1: Type in “[your name] needs” in the Google search
Craig needs to disappear into the sunset
Watch it maybe…
2: Type in “[your name] looks like” in Google search:
Craig looks like he needs a good ironing and has zero Tottie-appeal
umm….
3: Type in “[your name] does” in Google search:
Craig does the “yes dance”
This statement makes absolutely no sense to me
4: Type in “[your name] hates” in Google search:
Craig hates video games
I beg to differ
5: Type in “[your name] goes” or “..has gone” in Google search:
Craig Goes Mad in Melbourne
Never been there
6: Type in “[your name] loves” in Google search:
Craig’s loves to hear German heavy metal
Only Rammstein and not for a while
7: Type in “[your name] has” in Google search:
Craig has only himself to blame for political mess …
No I refuse. I blame the dolphins
8: Type in “[your name] wants” in Google search:
Craig wants to go nude in first Bond film …
Umm… WTF?
9: Type in “[your name] is” in Google search
Craig Is Gone
I’m still here!!!
10: Type in “[your name] pretends” in Google search:
Craig pretends to play golf
Pretend is darn right. Golf is not a sport, its not even a respectable recreation
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